malfoyisourking:wereapublicenemy:fuckyeahdanieljacobradcliffe:
Dear Diary,
So Ron finally fucked off - what a wanker, he thought we’d be camping in Haven for a week and then when Hermione wouldn’t put out, he just leaves us! His best friend! Probably gone off to get with Lavender, what happened to Bro’s before Ho’s? I knew he didn’t have a soul. Fucking Ginger.
And Hermione must be on her period or something because she won’t stop crying and the bitch got offended when I told her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.And I forgot to bring porn, so I’ve only got my thoughts about Draco. There’s not even any wood nymphs or shit.
Sometimes I think you’re the only one who understands me diary, you’re my best friendnow that heartless ginger left, and you know all my deepest and darkest secrets. I love you, diary.
Hugs and kisses,
Harry Potter, the Chosen One.

