-itsrealforus:

malfoyisourking:wereapublicenemy:fuckyeahdanieljacobradcliffe:

Dear Diary, 
So Ron finally fucked off - what a wanker, he thought we’d be camping in Haven for a week and then when Hermione wouldn’t put out, he just leaves us! His best friend! Probably gone off to get with Lavender, what happened to Bro’s before Ho’s? I knew he didn’t have a soul. Fucking Ginger.And Hermione must be on her period or something because she won’t stop crying and the bitch got offended when I told her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. And I forgot to bring porn, so I’ve only got my thoughts about Draco. There’s not even any wood nymphs or shit.Sometimes I think you’re the only one who understands me diary, you’re my best friend now that heartless ginger left , and you know all my deepest and darkest secrets. I love you, diary.Hugs and kisses,Harry Potter, the Chosen One.

-itsrealforus:

malfoyisourking:wereapublicenemy:fuckyeahdanieljacobradcliffe:

Dear Diary, 

So Ron finally fucked off - what a wanker, he thought we’d be camping in Haven for a week and then when Hermione wouldn’t put out, he just leaves us! His best friend! Probably gone off to get with Lavender, what happened to Bro’s before Ho’s? I knew he didn’t have a soul. Fucking Ginger.
And Hermione must be on her period or something because she won’t stop crying and the bitch got offended when I told her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich. 
And I forgot to bring porn, so I’ve only got my thoughts about Draco. There’s not even any wood nymphs or shit.
Sometimes I think you’re the only one who understands me diary, you’re my best friend now that heartless ginger left , and you know all my deepest and darkest secrets. I love you, diary.
Hugs and kisses,
Harry Potter, the Chosen One.

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