February 2012
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one day I’m gonna be giving an acceptance speech in hollywood.
if the day ever comes, you can be sure I damn well know who I will and will NOT thank.
haven’t seen you in ages. now I’m reminded of my intense loathing toward you. yup. one of these days you’re going to cross the line and then I will have nothing to do with you ever again.
visualscott:
Madonna’s half time show and single flopped.
Nicki’s Grammy performance and new single flopped.
Rihanna’s getting shit for collabing with Chris Brown.
Britney’s sorta done.
Xtina’s still irrelevant.
Where has Kesha been?
Adele’s on a five year break.
*sips tea
oh look the tickets system is on the verge of crashing. yippee. now we’re never gonna get to the Ball.
blowhan:
Confirmed: Lady Gaga’s next album to be titled “In My Shade”, track list as of now is:
In My Shade
Your Wig Looks Better on Me
The One That Leaked
Penthouse Pussy (You a Motel Six Pussy)
$227. Million
I Know I Look Good † I Just Woke Up
The Twitter Queen
No Red Carpet (The Ballad of Kelly Osbourne)
Pretention Is My NME
I need friends to laugh with at these things haha
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people always unfollow me when I reblog trollthisway.
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“I don’t equate money with style, nor do I equate it with happiness. I’m often...”
– Lady Gaga (via gagaatemybrain)
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okay let me just say that the past two glee eps just nailed it. and the suicide references. and the BTW foundation.
and.
and.
“reductive”.
tacticus0010 replied to your post: so i just called up the army hotline and did…
you’re in ze army?
soon to be. it’s compulsory :(
well done gaga
2009 - literally ran out of school after exams to see this bitch perform
2011 - busted my ass on stage impromptu to born this way and waited hours to win free tickets
2012 - yeah i’ll be like…thinking of her when im loading rifles or smt ugh gaga why do you do this to me.
so i just called up the army hotline and did enquiries. bottomline: I won’t be seeing gaga in May…and quite frankly I’m pissed. More pissed than sad actually. When I get out of that stupid little camp (which wastes 2 years of my life)
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what the fuck why is the stage so freaking small gaga xplain this. wtf wtf
ok some people need to gtfo please, it’s a busy night.
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
do-you-have-a-flag:
abitofholmesandwatson:
#i nearly threw up when i looked at this #SPACE IS SCARY
I believe I made a noise that can only be described as ‘ohhhgnehrfghaFUCK’ then burst into tears because astronomy is amazing and this is so fucking beautiful and the universe is beyond glorious and I am just so glad that this is real and exists
oh god yes this!
Heavy Metal Trolls: New Project! →
ladygagachatroulette:
I’ve decided to start a new tumblr called “LadyGaGaStories” where we make short stories out of Gaga’s candid pictures. I’d like this to be a collaborative effort and therefore I’ve decided to have a little audition.
The audition: You will have 3 days to make a short…
(69) Tumblr: I'm always in awkward situations →
lostnaked:
This girl came to me and asked for my number because she thinks I’m cute.
I gave it to her even though she isn’t my type.
She text me. I text when I can…
Her cellphone dies, she starts texting me with her friend’s phone.
Then, her phone is charged and switch back.
now, I am receving her text…
“I am afraid of getting older … I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from...”
– Sylvia Plath, written in 1949 at age 17 (via caityycatt)
wincested:
ducrieffs:
roryborealis:
#i think we all have that one person in our life #that we know we’d be a perfect couple with #but for some reason we dont date them etc
#mostly because you can’t date yourself
#masturbation they call it
I’ve been saying too many sorrys recently. Not liking where my attitude is going ~ it’ll cost me in future. Sometimes I don’t even know what else to do so I’d make up for it. I need to change…like now.
Interviewer: So, what would you say is your favorite song off Born This Way?
Gaga: Definitely the title track.
Interviewer: Born This Way?
Gaga: Yes, Judas, it's definitely the best song i've ever written.
Interviewer: I thought you said
Gaga: You and I is my masterpiece.
Interviewer: but
Gaga: Hooker on a Church Corner is my personal favorite.
Interviewer: No. What?
Gaga:
Interviewer:
Gaga: Alejandro is the next single again.
This is how pencils are sharpened in factories.
black-n-sexyy:
I can’t stop looking at it.
Laughing At My Nightmare!: A Will To Survive →
laughingatmynightmare:
I’m 17 and contemplating the benefits of cremation while being driven to the hospital to die. My eyes are stuck on the empty McDonald’s cup sitting in the front console of my parent’s minivan. Momentarily, my mind clears. I look up for a moment and stare vacantly at the highway unfolding up…
